We’ve all heard about or have encountered the infamous Yoruba Demon(s).
They actually come in different shapes and sizes — their work is simply just to terrorize the hearts of young ladies. By popular request, Doronize.com is bringing you a quick but yet definitive list, describing the various classes of the ‘heart-slayers’ out there.
1. The Time Wasters
The most heartless group of the bunch; after dating a girl for 5+ years, they’ll (all of a sudden) have an epiphany that you’re not the right one for him. Next thing you know, he’s getting married to a different girl the next week after the breakup.
The popular female celebrity, Toke Makinwa was once a victim to this type of demon.
2. The heart-breakers
These are probably the most popular out of the bunch. Heartbreaking is like a sport to them which brings intense thrill. If they haven’t broken a heart in a month they start to fall sick.
3. The Hit and Run Demons
These are the most despicable of the bunch because they first appear like your knight-in-shining-armour and then at the end they pretend not to have even met you.
4. The ‘Now you see me, Now you don’t’ Demons
These demons are the most fun to be around, always up for a good time, always the life of the party. They are only available when it’s time for rocks but once you try to ask ‘what are we?’ They’re just ghost.
5. The Kingpins
The Kingpins are the ultimate demons. This is because they wear their demon status as a badge. They don’t hide it and yet a lot of ladies still fall for them. They are totally honest and will charm you with their self-deprecating humor and sweet words. They are the most dangerous breed.
Which of these demons have you encountered as a lady?