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Top 5 Hilarious proverbs of Pete Edochie that inspired us

Veteran actor and Nollywood Dad, Pete Edochie’s proverbs are full of inspirations.

He’s popularly considered to be one of the African most talented actors. Pete is popularly known for his numerous quotes and proverbs which are highly educative and informative.

Doronize.com have gathered some of his top twitter proverbs and quotes that will make you stand up to your toes:

1. As a Proverb Lord

IMAGE-PETE EDOCHIE PROVERBS/QUOTES/ZIKOBUZZ.COM

“No African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and work hard”.

“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there’s no river”.

“Beware of the naked man who offers you clothes”.

“The death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.

“When one’s goat get missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup get suspicious”.

“Never fight a man under GRACE because the GRACE he carry will DISGRACE you”.

“The future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers”.

“The worlds of the elders do not lock all the doors; they leave the right door open”.

“A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple”.

“Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year but kept going. Never give up”.

2. He feels like proverb himself

IMAGE-PETE EDOCHIE TWITTER PROVERB/QUOTES/ZIKOBUZZ.COM

“Let not what you cannot do tear you from what you can do”.

“A child who asks questions does not become a fool”.

“The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain”.

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“Be careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white”.

“To Make A Difference In Someone’s Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich, Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care”.

“Kindness is like butter, it works best when you spread it around”.

“The walls don’t only have ears, they now see”.

“The leopard is beautiful but has a bad heart”.

“Everybody is a nobody trying to be somebody”.

“A real wife cooks well, is caring, doesn’t lie, doesn’t cheat and doesn’t exist”.

3. When he’s spitting out unspeakable words

IMAGE-PETE EDOCHIE TWITTER PROVERB/QUOTES/ZIKOBUZZ.COM

“Fake hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial face and sometimes fake behavior, yet a woman will say she needs a real man”.

“Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, its part of their Job”.

“Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are fooling you”.

“A girl may never get married if she waits for the “PERFECT MAN”.

“One Man’s food is every other man’s food, just because one idiot refuses to eat it doesn’t make it poison”.

“If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been”.

“The only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes it”.

“The chief who doesn’t know what to say says that his friend has said what he would have said”.

“Just because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the one, Demons go to church too”.

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“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”.

4. What more hasn’t he said..?

IMAGE-Pee Edocgie Twitter Proverbs/Quotes/ZIKOBUZZ.COM

“Here’s all you have to know about men & women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid”.

“No matter how long the night! the day is sure to come”.

“A woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success”.

“A wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone”.

“It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf”.

“No matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”.

“No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman’s breast”.

“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”.

“Give them a chair if they can’t stand your Success”.

“Be careful about the rumors you hear about a lady, it either comes from a man who can’t have her or a lady who can’t compete with her”.

5. When you just have to listen

“If we must build Nigeria, then we must put Nigeria first not politics, not religion, not ethnicity or sentiments but development of Nigeria”.

“None of us is as smart as all of us, work together achieve more”.

“Without a leader, black ants are confused”.

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